Story Game.

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I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies. We should all post in games to spam posts and undeservingly earn lots of mice to spend at things which we totally do not use until we slay the dragon. Slaying dragons are worse than eating brains of an immobile rabbit. Nothing can compare with eating kittens, yet I must still eat kittens. I regret to tell you that I have never loved purple, little things called grapes. Astonishing, yes? You must understand that Nyan Cat is a complete idiot. Shitting out rainbows gives me hemorrhoids which feels like idiotic functions of a lovestruck heart; bleh, have you ever eaten kittens? Every day! They're shufflin' shufflin' every Justin Beiber in the pit of hell. DIE JUSTIN BEIBER! DIE! DIE! DIE! Why does he have to pick his nose in public. Such disappointment to mankind should be tortured immediately with pain

[[Ashpaw]]

I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies. We should all post in games to spam posts and undeservingly earn lots of mice to spend at things which we totally do not use until we slay the dragon. Slaying dragons are worse than eating brains of an immobile rabbit. Nothing can compare with eating kittens, yet I must still eat kittens. I regret to tell you that I have never loved purple, little things called grapes. Astonishing, yes? You must understand that Nyan Cat is a complete idiot. Shitting out rainbows gives me hemorrhoids which feels like idiotic functions of a lovestruck heart; bleh, have you ever eaten kittens? Every day! They're shufflin' shufflin' every Justin Beiber in the pit of hell. DIE JUSTIN BEIBER! DIE! DIE! DIE! Why does he have to pick his nose in public. Such disappointment to mankind should be tortured immediately with pain and teenage pregnancy

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I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies. We should all post in games to spam posts and undeservingly earn lots of mice to spend at things which we totally do not use until we slay the dragon. Slaying dragons are worse than eating brains of an immobile rabbit. Nothing can compare with eating kittens, yet I must still eat kittens. I regret to tell you that I have never loved purple, little things called grapes. Astonishing, yes? You must understand that Nyan Cat is a complete idiot. Shitting out rainbows gives me hemorrhoids which feels like idiotic functions of a lovestruck heart; bleh, have you ever eaten kittens? Every day! They're shufflin' shufflin' every Justin Beiber in the pit of hell. DIE JUSTIN BEIBER! DIE! DIE! DIE! Why does he have to pick his nose in public. Such disappointment to mankind should be tortured immediately with pain and teenage pregnancy violation of assault

--Evening

[[Ashpaw]]

I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies. We should all post in games to spam posts and undeservingly earn lots of mice to spend at things which we totally do not use until we slay the dragon. Slaying dragons are worse than eating brains of an immobile rabbit. Nothing can compare with eating kittens, yet I must still eat kittens. I regret to tell you that I have never loved purple, little things called grapes. Astonishing, yes? You must understand that Nyan Cat is a complete idiot. Shitting out rainbows gives me hemorrhoids which feels like idiotic functions of a lovestruck heart; bleh, have you ever eaten kittens? Every day! They're shufflin' shufflin' every Justin Beiber in the pit of hell. DIE JUSTIN BEIBER! DIE! DIE! DIE! Why does he have to pick his nose in public. Such disappointment to mankind should be tortured immediately with pain and teenage pregnancy violation of assault rifles. She loves

[violetwhisper]

I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies. We should all post in games to spam posts and undeservingly earn lots of mice to spend at things which we totally do not use until we slay the dragon. Slaying dragons are worse than eating brains of an immobile rabbit. Nothing can compare with eating kittens, yet I must still eat kittens. I regret to tell you that I have never loved purple, little things called grapes. Astonishing, yes? You must understand that Nyan Cat is a complete idiot. Shitting out rainbows gives me hemorrhoids which feels like idiotic functions of a lovestruck heart; bleh, have you ever eaten kittens? Every day! They're shufflin' shufflin' every Justin Beiber in the pit of hell. DIE JUSTIN BEIBER! DIE! DIE! DIE! Why does he have to pick his nose in public. Such disappointment to mankind should be tortured immediately with pain and teenage pregnancy violation of assault rifles. She loves to eat chili

[rowanstreak - *]

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I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies. We should all post in games to spam posts and undeservingly earn lots of mice to spend at things which we totally do not use until we slay the dragon. Slaying dragons are worse than eating brains of an immobile rabbit. Nothing can compare with eating kittens, yet I must still eat kittens. I regret to tell you that I have never loved purple, little things called grapes. Astonishing, yes? You must understand that Nyan Cat is a complete idiot. Shitting out rainbows gives me hemorrhoids which feels like idiotic functions of a lovestruck heart; bleh, have you ever eaten kittens? Every day! They're shufflin' shufflin' every Justin Beiber in the pit of hell. DIE JUSTIN BEIBER! DIE! DIE! DIE! Why does he have to pick his nose in public. Such disappointment to mankind should be tortured immediately with pain and teenage pregnancy violation of assault rifles. She loves to eat chili in the shower.

[( jadesong )]

I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies. We should all post in games to spam posts and undeservingly earn lots of mice to spend at things which we totally do not use until we slay the dragon. Slaying dragons are worse than eating brains of an immobile rabbit. Nothing can compare with eating kittens, yet I must still eat kittens. I regret to tell you that I have never loved purple, little things called grapes. Astonishing, yes? You must understand that Nyan Cat is a complete idiot. Shitting out rainbows gives me hemorrhoids which feels like idiotic functions of a lovestruck heart; bleh, have you ever eaten kittens? Every day! They're shufflin' shufflin' every Justin Beiber in the pit of hell. DIE JUSTIN BEIBER! DIE! DIE! DIE! Why does he have to pick his nose in public. Such disappointment to mankind should be tortured immediately with pain and teenage pregnancy violation of assault rifles. She loves to eat chili in the shower. While drinking cups

[[Ashpaw]]

I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies. We should all post in games to spam posts and undeservingly earn lots of mice to spend at things which we totally do not use until we slay the dragon. Slaying dragons are worse than eating brains of an immobile rabbit. Nothing can compare with eating kittens, yet I must still eat kittens. I regret to tell you that I have never loved purple, little things called grapes. Astonishing, yes? You must understand that Nyan Cat is a complete idiot. Shitting out rainbows gives me hemorrhoids which feels like idiotic functions of a lovestruck heart; bleh, have you ever eaten kittens? Every day! They're shufflin' shufflin' every Justin Beiber in the pit of hell. DIE JUSTIN BEIBER! DIE! DIE! DIE! Why does he have to pick his nose in public. Such disappointment to mankind should be tortured immediately with pain and teenage pregnancy violation of assault rifles. She loves to eat chili in the shower. While drinking cups are expensive like

[Darkthorn]

I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies. We should all post in games to spam posts and undeservingly earn lots of mice to spend at things which we totally do not use until we slay the dragon. Slaying dragons are worse than eating brains of an immobile rabbit. Nothing can compare with eating kittens, yet I must still eat kittens. I regret to tell you that I have never loved purple, little things called grapes. Astonishing, yes? You must understand that Nyan Cat is a complete idiot. Shitting out rainbows gives me hemorrhoids which feels like idiotic functions of a lovestruck heart; bleh, have you ever eaten kittens? Every day! They're shufflin' shufflin' every Justin Beiber in the pit of hell. DIE JUSTIN BEIBER! DIE! DIE! DIE! Why does he have to pick his nose in public. Such disappointment to mankind should be tortured immediately with pain and teenage pregnancy violation of assault rifles. She loves to eat chili in the shower. While drinking cups are expensive like diamond grills in

[rowanstreak - *]

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I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies. We should all post in games to spam posts and undeservingly earn lots of mice to spend at things which we totally do not use until we slay the dragon. Slaying dragons are worse than eating brains of an immobile rabbit. Nothing can compare with eating kittens, yet I must still eat kittens. I regret to tell you that I have never loved purple, little things called grapes. Astonishing, yes? You must understand that Nyan Cat is a complete idiot. Shitting out rainbows gives me hemorrhoids which feels like idiotic functions of a lovestruck heart; bleh, have you ever eaten kittens? Every day! They're shufflin' shufflin' every Justin Beiber in the pit of hell. DIE JUSTIN BEIBER! DIE! DIE! DIE! Why does he have to pick his nose in public. Such disappointment to mankind should be tortured immediately with pain and teenage pregnancy violation of assault rifles. She loves to eat chili in the shower. While drinking cups are expensive like diamond grills in the twenty first

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I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies. We should all post in games to spam posts and undeservingly earn lots of mice to spend at things which we totally do not use until we slay the dragon. Slaying dragons are worse than eating brains of an immobile rabbit. Nothing can compare with eating kittens, yet I must still eat kittens. I regret to tell you that I have never loved purple, little things called grapes. Astonishing, yes? You must understand that Nyan Cat is a complete idiot. Shitting out rainbows gives me hemorrhoids which feels like idiotic functions of a lovestruck heart; bleh, have you ever eaten kittens? Every day! They're shufflin' shufflin' every Justin Beiber in the pit of hell. DIE JUSTIN BEIBER! DIE! DIE! DIE! Why does he have to pick his nose in public. Such disappointment to mankind should be tortured immediately with pain and teenage pregnancy violation of assault rifles. She loves to eat chili in the shower. While drinking cups are expensive like diamond grills in the twenty first century, it quaintly

--Evening

[[Ashpaw]]

I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies. We should all post in games to spam posts and undeservingly earn lots of mice to spend at things which we totally do not use until we slay the dragon. Slaying dragons are worse than eating brains of an immobile rabbit. Nothing can compare with eating kittens, yet I must still eat kittens. I regret to tell you that I have never loved purple, little things called grapes. Astonishing, yes? You must understand that Nyan Cat is a complete idiot. Shitting out rainbows gives me hemorrhoids which feels like idiotic functions of a lovestruck heart; bleh, have you ever eaten kittens? Every day! They're shufflin' shufflin' every Justin Beiber in the pit of hell. DIE JUSTIN BEIBER! DIE! DIE! DIE! Why does he have to pick his nose in public. Such disappointment to mankind should be tortured immediately with pain and teenage pregnancy violation of assault rifles. She loves to eat chili in the shower. While drinking cups are expensive like diamond grills in the twenty first century, it quaintly smells like a

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I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies. We should all post in games to spam posts and undeservingly earn lots of mice to spend at things which we totally do not use until we slay the dragon. Slaying dragons are worse than eating brains of an immobile rabbit. Nothing can compare with eating kittens, yet I must still eat kittens. I regret to tell you that I have never loved purple, little things called grapes. Astonishing, yes? You must understand that Nyan Cat is a complete idiot. Shitting out rainbows gives me hemorrhoids which feels like idiotic functions of a lovestruck heart; bleh, have you ever eaten kittens? Every day! They're shufflin' shufflin' every Justin Beiber in the pit of hell. DIE JUSTIN BEIBER! DIE! DIE! DIE! Why does he have to pick his nose in public. Such disappointment to mankind should be tortured immediately with pain and teenage pregnancy violation of assault rifles. She loves to eat chili in the shower. While drinking cups are expensive like diamond grills in the twenty first century, it quaintly smells like a foot of a

--Evening

[violetwhisper]

I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies. We should all post in games to spam posts and undeservingly earn lots of mice to spend at things which we totally do not use until we slay the dragon. Slaying dragons are worse than eating brains of an immobile rabbit. Nothing can compare with eating kittens, yet I must still eat kittens. I regret to tell you that I have never loved purple, little things called grapes. Astonishing, yes? You must understand that Nyan Cat is a complete idiot. Shitting out rainbows gives me hemorrhoids which feels like idiotic functions of a lovestruck heart; bleh, have you ever eaten kittens? Every day! They're shufflin' shufflin' every Justin Beiber in the pit of hell. DIE JUSTIN BEIBER! DIE! DIE! DIE! Why does he have to pick his nose in public. Such disappointment to mankind should be tortured immediately with pain and teenage pregnancy violation of assault rifles. She loves to eat chili in the shower. While drinking cups are expensive like diamond grills in the twenty first century, it quaintly smells like a foot of a sweaty, dirty, old

[[Snowpaw]]

I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies. We should all post in games to spam posts and undeservingly earn lots of mice to spend at things which we totally do not use until we slay the dragon. Slaying dragons are worse than eating brains of an immobile rabbit. Nothing can compare with eating kittens, yet I must still eat kittens. I regret to tell you that I have never loved purple, little things called grapes. Astonishing, yes? You must understand that Nyan Cat is a complete idiot. Shitting out rainbows gives me hemorrhoids which feels like idiotic functions of a lovestruck heart; bleh, have you ever eaten kittens? Every day! They're shufflin' shufflin' every Justin Beiber in the pit of hell. DIE JUSTIN BEIBER! DIE! DIE! DIE! Why does he have to pick his nose in public. Such disappointment to mankind should be tortured immediately with pain and teenage pregnancy violation of assault rifles. She loves to eat chili in the shower. While drinking cups are expensive like diamond grills in the twenty first century, it quaintly smells like a foot of a sweaty, dirty, old but delicious kitten