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Post by Harmonypaw on Oct 31, 2011 20:14:21 GMT -5
I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies. We should all post in games to spam posts and undeservingly earn lots of mice to spend at things which we totally do not use until we slay the dragon. Slaying dragons are worse than eating brains of an immobile rabbit. Nothing can compare with eating kittens, yet I must
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Post by [Ashpaw] on Nov 1, 2011 10:54:50 GMT -5
I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies. We should all post in games to spam posts and undeservingly earn lots of mice to spend at things which we totally do not use until we slay the dragon. Slaying dragons are worse than eating brains of an immobile rabbit. Nothing can compare with eating kittens, yet I must still eat kittens |
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Post by ---d e a t h p a w || on Nov 1, 2011 15:24:51 GMT -5
[style=text-align: justify;] I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies. We should all post in games to spam posts and undeservingly earn lots of mice to spend at things which we totally do not use until we slay the dragon. Slaying dragons are worse than eating brains of an immobile rabbit. Nothing can compare with eating kittens, yet I must still eat kittens. I regret to
[anyone notice how this is all ThunderClan? X3]
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Post by [Ashpaw] on Nov 2, 2011 3:39:18 GMT -5
I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies. We should all post in games to spam posts and undeservingly earn lots of mice to spend at things which we totally do not use until we slay the dragon. Slaying dragons are worse than eating brains of an immobile rabbit. Nothing can compare with eating kittens, yet I must still eat kittens. I regret to tell you that
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Post by Russetclaw on Nov 2, 2011 14:46:17 GMT -5
I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies. We should all post in games to spam posts and undeservingly earn lots of mice to spend at things which we totally do not use until we slay the dragon. Slaying dragons are worse than eating brains of an immobile rabbit. Nothing can compare with eating kittens, yet I must still eat kittens. I regret to tell you that I have never
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Post by ---d e a t h p a w || on Nov 2, 2011 15:34:28 GMT -5
[style=text-align: justify;] I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies. We should all post in games to spam posts and undeservingly earn lots of mice to spend at things which we totally do not use until we slay the dragon. Slaying dragons are worse than eating brains of an immobile rabbit. Nothing can compare with eating kittens, yet I must still eat kittens. I regret to tell you that I have never loved purple, little
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Post by [Ashpaw] on Nov 3, 2011 5:21:13 GMT -5
I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies. We should all post in games to spam posts and undeservingly earn lots of mice to spend at things which we totally do not use until we slay the dragon. Slaying dragons are worse than eating brains of an immobile rabbit. Nothing can compare with eating kittens, yet I must still eat kittens. I regret to tell you that I have never loved purple, little things called grapes
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Post by ---d e a t h p a w || on Nov 3, 2011 18:32:31 GMT -5
[style=text-align: justify;] I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies. We should all post in games to spam posts and undeservingly earn lots of mice to spend at things which we totally do not use until we slay the dragon. Slaying dragons are worse than eating brains of an immobile rabbit. Nothing can compare with eating kittens, yet I must still eat kittens. I regret to tell you that I have never loved purple, little things called grapes. Astonishing, yes? You
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Post by Russetclaw on Nov 4, 2011 23:12:56 GMT -5
I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies. We should all post in games to spam posts and undeservingly earn lots of mice to spend at things which we totally do not use until we slay the dragon. Slaying dragons are worse than eating brains of an immobile rabbit. Nothing can compare with eating kittens, yet I must still eat kittens. I regret to tell you that I have never loved purple, little things called grapes. Astonishing, yes? You must understand that
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Post by [Ashpaw] on Nov 5, 2011 8:45:38 GMT -5
I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies. We should all post in games to spam posts and undeservingly earn lots of mice to spend at things which we totally do not use until we slay the dragon. Slaying dragons are worse than eating brains of an immobile rabbit. Nothing can compare with eating kittens, yet I must still eat kittens. I regret to tell you that I have never loved purple, little things called grapes. Astonishing, yes? You must understand that Nyan Cat is
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Post by hawkstar on Nov 5, 2011 9:29:41 GMT -5
I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies. We should all post in games to spam posts and undeservingly earn lots of mice to spend at things which we totally do not use until we slay the dragon. Slaying dragons are worse than eating brains of an immobile rabbit. Nothing can compare with eating kittens, yet I must still eat kittens. I regret to tell you that I have never loved purple, little things called grapes. Astonishing, yes? You must understand that Nyan Cat is a complete idiot. |
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Post by ---d e a t h p a w || on Nov 5, 2011 15:27:06 GMT -5
[style=text-align: justify;] I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies. We should all post in games to spam posts and undeservingly earn lots of mice to spend at things which we totally do not use until we slay the dragon. Slaying dragons are worse than eating brains of an immobile rabbit. Nothing can compare with eating kittens, yet I must still eat kittens. I regret to tell you that I have never loved purple, little things called grapes. Astonishing, yes? You must understand that Nyan Cat is a complete idiot. Shitting out rainbows
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Post by Russetclaw on Nov 5, 2011 23:12:48 GMT -5
I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies. We should all post in games to spam posts and undeservingly earn lots of mice to spend at things which we totally do not use until we slay the dragon. Slaying dragons are worse than eating brains of an immobile rabbit. Nothing can compare with eating kittens, yet I must still eat kittens. I regret to tell you that I have never loved purple, little things called grapes. Astonishing, yes? You must understand that Nyan Cat is a complete idiot. Shitting out rainbows gives me hemorrhoids
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Post by [Ashpaw] on Nov 6, 2011 9:35:59 GMT -5
I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies. We should all post in games to spam posts and undeservingly earn lots of mice to spend at things which we totally do not use until we slay the dragon. Slaying dragons are worse than eating brains of an immobile rabbit. Nothing can compare with eating kittens, yet I must still eat kittens. I regret to tell you that I have never loved purple, little things called grapes. Astonishing, yes? You must understand that Nyan Cat is a complete idiot. Shitting out rainbows gives me hemorrhoids which feels like
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Post by ---L a r k p a w || on Nov 6, 2011 10:04:54 GMT -5
[style=text-align: justify;] I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies. We should all post in games to spam posts and undeservingly earn lots of mice to spend at things which we totally do not use until we slay the dragon. Slaying dragons are worse than eating brains of an immobile rabbit. Nothing can compare with eating kittens, yet I must still eat kittens. I regret to tell you that I have never loved purple, little things called grapes. Astonishing, yes? You must understand that Nyan Cat is a complete idiot. Shitting out rainbows gives me hemorrhoids which feels like idiotic functions of
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