Story Game.

[Russetclaw]

I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies. We should all post in games to spam posts and undeservingly earn lots of mice to spend at things which we totally do not use until we slay the dragon. Slaying dragons are worse than eating brains of an immobile rabbit. Nothing can compare with eating kittens, yet I must still eat kittens. I regret to tell you that I have never loved purple, little things called grapes. Astonishing, yes? You must understand that Nyan Cat is a complete idiot. Shitting out rainbows gives me hemorrhoids which feels like idiotic functions of a lovestruck heart

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I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies. We should all post in games to spam posts and undeservingly earn lots of mice to spend at things which we totally do not use until we slay the dragon. Slaying dragons are worse than eating brains of an immobile rabbit. Nothing can compare with eating kittens, yet I must still eat kittens. I regret to tell you that I have never loved purple, little things called grapes. Astonishing, yes? You must understand that Nyan Cat is a complete idiot. Shitting out rainbows gives me hemorrhoids which feels like idiotic functions of a lovestruck heart; bleh, have you

---Evening

[Russetclaw]

I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies. We should all post in games to spam posts and undeservingly earn lots of mice to spend at things which we totally do not use until we slay the dragon. Slaying dragons are worse than eating brains of an immobile rabbit. Nothing can compare with eating kittens, yet I must still eat kittens. I regret to tell you that I have never loved purple, little things called grapes. Astonishing, yes? You must understand that Nyan Cat is a complete idiot. Shitting out rainbows gives me hemorrhoids which feels like idiotic functions of a lovestruck heart; bleh, have you ever eaten kittens?

[( finchpaw )]

I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies. We should all post in games to spam posts and undeservingly earn lots of mice to spend at things which we totally do not use until we slay the dragon. Slaying dragons are worse than eating brains of an immobile rabbit. Nothing can compare with eating kittens, yet I must still eat kittens. I regret to tell you that I have never loved purple, little things called grapes. Astonishing, yes? You must understand that Nyan Cat is a complete idiot. Shitting out rainbows gives me hemorrhoids which feels like idiotic functions of a lovestruck heart; bleh, have you ever eaten kittens? Every day! They're

[Russetclaw]

I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies. We should all post in games to spam posts and undeservingly earn lots of mice to spend at things which we totally do not use until we slay the dragon. Slaying dragons are worse than eating brains of an immobile rabbit. Nothing can compare with eating kittens, yet I must still eat kittens. I regret to tell you that I have never loved purple, little things called grapes. Astonishing, yes? You must understand that Nyan Cat is a complete idiot. Shitting out rainbows gives me hemorrhoids which feels like idiotic functions of a lovestruck heart; bleh, have you ever eaten kittens? Every day! They're "shufflin' shufflin' every

[[Ashpaw]]

I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies. We should all post in games to spam posts and undeservingly earn lots of mice to spend at things which we totally do not use until we slay the dragon. Slaying dragons are worse than eating brains of an immobile rabbit. Nothing can compare with eating kittens, yet I must still eat kittens. I regret to tell you that I have never loved purple, little things called grapes. Astonishing, yes? You must understand that Nyan Cat is a complete idiot. Shitting out rainbows gives me hemorrhoids which feels like idiotic functions of a lovestruck heart; bleh, have you ever eaten kittens? Every day! They're "shufflin' shufflin' every Justin Beiber in

[Harmonypaw]

I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies. We should all post in games to spam posts and undeservingly earn lots of mice to spend at things which we totally do not use until we slay the dragon. Slaying dragons are worse than eating brains of an immobile rabbit. Nothing can compare with eating kittens, yet I must still eat kittens. I regret to tell you that I have never loved purple, little things called grapes. Astonishing, yes? You must understand that Nyan Cat is a complete idiot. Shitting out rainbows gives me hemorrhoids which feels like idiotic functions of a lovestruck heart; bleh, have you ever eaten kittens? Every day! They're shufflin' shufflin' every Justin Beiber in the pit of

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I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies. We should all post in games to spam posts and undeservingly earn lots of mice to spend at things which we totally do not use until we slay the dragon. Slaying dragons are worse than eating brains of an immobile rabbit. Nothing can compare with eating kittens, yet I must still eat kittens. I regret to tell you that I have never loved purple, little things called grapes. Astonishing, yes? You must understand that Nyan Cat is a complete idiot. Shitting out rainbows gives me hemorrhoids which feels like idiotic functions of a lovestruck heart; bleh, have you ever eaten kittens? Every day! They're shufflin' shufflin' every Justin Beiber in the pit of hell. DIE JUSTIN

[beiber] XD

--Evening

[Harmonypaw]

I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies. We should all post in games to spam posts and undeservingly earn lots of mice to spend at things which we totally do not use until we slay the dragon. Slaying dragons are worse than eating brains of an immobile rabbit. Nothing can compare with eating kittens, yet I must still eat kittens. I regret to tell you that I have never loved purple, little things called grapes. Astonishing, yes? You must understand that Nyan Cat is a complete idiot. Shitting out rainbows gives me hemorrhoids which feels like idiotic functions of a lovestruck heart; bleh, have you ever eaten kittens? Every day! They're shufflin' shufflin' every Justin Beiber in the pit of hell. DIE JUSTIN BEIBER! DIE! DIE!

[[Ashpaw]]

I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies. We should all post in games to spam posts and undeservingly earn lots of mice to spend at things which we totally do not use until we slay the dragon. Slaying dragons are worse than eating brains of an immobile rabbit. Nothing can compare with eating kittens, yet I must still eat kittens. I regret to tell you that I have never loved purple, little things called grapes. Astonishing, yes? You must understand that Nyan Cat is a complete idiot. Shitting out rainbows gives me hemorrhoids which feels like idiotic functions of a lovestruck heart; bleh, have you ever eaten kittens? Every day! They're shufflin' shufflin' every Justin Beiber in the pit of hell. DIE JUSTIN BEIBER! DIE! DIE! DIE! Why does

[violetwhisper]

I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies. We should all post in games to spam posts and undeservingly earn lots of mice to spend at things which we totally do not use until we slay the dragon. Slaying dragons are worse than eating brains of an immobile rabbit. Nothing can compare with eating kittens, yet I must still eat kittens. I regret to tell you that I have never loved purple, little things called grapes. Astonishing, yes? You must understand that Nyan Cat is a complete idiot. Shitting out rainbows gives me hemorrhoids which feels like idiotic functions of a lovestruck heart; bleh, have you ever eaten kittens? Every day! They're shufflin' shufflin' every Justin Beiber in the pit of hell. DIE JUSTIN BEIBER! DIE! DIE! DIE! Why does he have to

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I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies. We should all post in games to spam posts and undeservingly earn lots of mice to spend at things which we totally do not use until we slay the dragon. Slaying dragons are worse than eating brains of an immobile rabbit. Nothing can compare with eating kittens, yet I must still eat kittens. I regret to tell you that I have never loved purple, little things called grapes. Astonishing, yes? You must understand that Nyan Cat is a complete idiot. Shitting out rainbows gives me hemorrhoids which feels like idiotic functions of a lovestruck heart; bleh, have you ever eaten kittens? Every day! They're shufflin' shufflin' every Justin Beiber in the pit of hell. DIE JUSTIN BEIBER! DIE! DIE! DIE! Why does he have to pick his nose

0-0 I'm serious about this, there's even a friggin picture of this . . I'mmajustinbeiberhater . . sorry you fans . . but you can't be with him anyway, 'cause now he's a father. >XD

--Evening

[violetwhisper]

I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies. We should all post in games to spam posts and undeservingly earn lots of mice to spend at things which we totally do not use until we slay the dragon. Slaying dragons are worse than eating brains of an immobile rabbit. Nothing can compare with eating kittens, yet I must still eat kittens. I regret to tell you that I have never loved purple, little things called grapes. Astonishing, yes? You must understand that Nyan Cat is a complete idiot. Shitting out rainbows gives me hemorrhoids which feels like idiotic functions of a lovestruck heart; bleh, have you ever eaten kittens? Every day! They're shufflin' shufflin' every Justin Beiber in the pit of hell. DIE JUSTIN BEIBER! DIE! DIE! DIE! Why does he have to pick his nose in public. Such

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I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies. We should all post in games to spam posts and undeservingly earn lots of mice to spend at things which we totally do not use until we slay the dragon. Slaying dragons are worse than eating brains of an immobile rabbit. Nothing can compare with eating kittens, yet I must still eat kittens. I regret to tell you that I have never loved purple, little things called grapes. Astonishing, yes? You must understand that Nyan Cat is a complete idiot. Shitting out rainbows gives me hemorrhoids which feels like idiotic functions of a lovestruck heart; bleh, have you ever eaten kittens? Every day! They're shufflin' shufflin' every Justin Beiber in the pit of hell. DIE JUSTIN BEIBER! DIE! DIE! DIE! Why does he have to pick his nose in public. Such disappointment to mankind

[[Ashpaw]]

I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies. We should all post in games to spam posts and undeservingly earn lots of mice to spend at things which we totally do not use until we slay the dragon. Slaying dragons are worse than eating brains of an immobile rabbit. Nothing can compare with eating kittens, yet I must still eat kittens. I regret to tell you that I have never loved purple, little things called grapes. Astonishing, yes? You must understand that Nyan Cat is a complete idiot. Shitting out rainbows gives me hemorrhoids which feels like idiotic functions of a lovestruck heart; bleh, have you ever eaten kittens? Every day! They're shufflin' shufflin' every Justin Beiber in the pit of hell. DIE JUSTIN BEIBER! DIE! DIE! DIE! Why does he have to pick his nose in public. Such disappointment to mankind should be tortured