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Post by Peachblossom<3 on Sept 26, 2011 7:37:01 GMT -5
I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. KILL, KILL, KILL, I say then...
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Post by ---d e a t h p a w || on Sept 26, 2011 17:35:51 GMT -5
I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato
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Post by [Ashpaw] on Sept 28, 2011 6:05:33 GMT -5
I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the
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Post by `leafshadow on Sept 28, 2011 21:28:27 GMT -5
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Post by [Ashpaw] on Sept 29, 2011 10:12:57 GMT -5
I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it
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Post by ---d e a t h p a w || on Sept 29, 2011 17:38:01 GMT -5
I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my
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Post by [Ashpaw] on Sept 30, 2011 3:17:33 GMT -5
I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally
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Post by ---d e a t h p a w || on Sept 30, 2011 14:37:18 GMT -5
I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes
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Post by [Ashpaw] on Oct 14, 2011 23:36:41 GMT -5
I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while
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Post by ---d e a t h p a w || on Oct 17, 2011 14:44:29 GMT -5
I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains.
POST SCRIPTUM:: . . . that's harsh 0-0
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Post by [Ashpaw] on Oct 19, 2011 5:38:00 GMT -5
I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are
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Post by ---d e a t h p a w || on Oct 19, 2011 14:24:41 GMT -5
I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well
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Post by [Ashpaw] on Oct 20, 2011 8:50:13 GMT -5
I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food
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Post by ---d e a t h p a w || on Oct 20, 2011 18:07:36 GMT -5
I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies.
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Post by [Ashpaw] on Oct 22, 2011 10:55:27 GMT -5
I love to eat pie while petting my cats in the shower. Nice kittens will eat me, while I eat them. But sometimes I can't manage to swallow them down. Fortunately, I chop their heads off before I go marinate them in a spider casserole of some sorts. I like chocolate-flavored kittens that are finger lickin' good. But now dogs taste exactly like a kind of cheese that looks like my brother's stomach. Urg, what do I have to eat to actually feel full?! It's almost like SHE's trying to eat a kitten and not me. She should eat her own head. I'm SO tired. Maybe I should try to eat stupid people like my cousin that really hates me. That would show this isn't madness and I'll finally show my revenge. "KILL, KILL, KILL," I say, then retrieve a potato after rescuing the tiny, psychotic fork and use it to eat my adorable kitten brutally destroying it's hopes and dreams while smashing it's brains. Kitten brains are yummy as well as fish food sauteed in flies. We should all
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